I had a nightmare, horible it was,
Most troublesome was the cause.
The tailor again messed up my size,
The dress hung loosely as a prize.
The stylist choe the crazy look,
On my head a new twist it took.
The make up all melted away,
With all the sweat it refused to stay.
The heels of my shoes broke at a time,
When the party was at its prime.
Then I fell on the stage,
Laughter turned over a new page.
Ketchup and coke fell on my head,
All these signs I should have read.
The time for desert came as a curse,
All the happenings it made me rehearse.
My icecream had a cockroach inside,
It had found the worst place to hide.
A gruesome end to my horrible tale,
At the end I broke my nail.